… feel like a giant, bloated, nausous, yellow tick.
There I said it. Meh.
Fed up with food from restaurant kitchens, last weekend I dragged my housemate, L, up to PA to visit my Dad (code: Best Dad in the World. Seriously, I’m not bein hyperbolic, this guy rocks. Like for real move over Ozzy cuz your rock looks like smooth jazz compared to my dad) for Father’s Day at my parent’s compound. (Note: I was the only child there that weekend. That should definitely earn me Most Favored Child status.) My mom has been in AR for some time with my younger sister B and her husband E and their son J awaiting the birth of their daughter N. N is a true woman already, she wanted to make an entrance so she has kept us waiting for over a week. N and I already have a mind.meld.
No one really knows how Dad survives when Mom leaves. While he technically can cook put together sandwiches and fry eggs, Dad just…doesn’t. Mom says he’s like a lion (cue: awww), he will gorge on a meal and then not eat for days. I hear it works for him, but frankly that is just incomprehensible to me.
Since I had to be at a separate baby shower on Saturday afternoon, L and I weren’t going up until late afternoon. Dad and I had the following convo:
Me: So we’ll get there in time for dinner. I think L and I will bring up bison and we’ll make bison burgers.
Dad: Why don’t we just go to the tavern down the road and you can buy me a bison burger?
Me: Because I haven’t cooked in forever, and I know I can make a better burger and meal than a tavern can.
Dad: No you don’t. Besides, we don’t need to cook.
Me: But Dad, I want to cook.
Dad: *sigh* Well…
Me: Ok Dad, it’s your day, we’ll go to the tavern.
Dad: Cool, I mean, I’m happy to let you cook, I just don’t think you need to go to all that trouble.
Me: Well, we will make breakfast the next morning. We’ll make biscuits, and gravy, and…
Dad: *interrupting* Whoa, whoa whoa whoa (that’s 4. count ’em) Let’s not go crazy.
Me: *laughing* What?? That’s not crazy.
Dad: Look, if you wanna make a few eggs or whatever, that’s fine, but we don’t need to get all crazy or anything.
According to Mirriam-Webster on-line, “compromise” is defined as:
1a: settlement of differences by arbitration or by consent reached by mutual concessions
b: something intermediate between or blending qualities of two different things
2a: a concession to something derogatory or prejudicial <a compromise of principles>
For kids (i.e. I understand) it’s:
1: a settlement of a dispute by each party giving up demands
2: a giving up to something that is wrong or degrading : surrender <a compromise of one’s principles>
3: the thing agreed upon as a result of a compromise.
Well missus Mirriam and mister Webster, I don’t do surrender. So our weekend resulted in:
L and I taking Dad out to the tavern for burgers (ours was bison, his was beef), fries (ours were sweet potato his were “normal”) and a salad from the tavern followed by fresh soft-serve at the local ice cream stand on Saturday night.
Monday morning, L and I made biscuits, sausage gravy, and eggs. BTW–here’s a shortcut for your gravy: after crumbling and browning the sausage, add the flour directly. brown/cook. Then add the milk, salt, pepper. So much cleaner and quicker…
Dinner however, was where the magic happened. Here’s how you make magic: Make sweet potato biscuits. When you pull them out of the oven, top with sharp cheddar cheese, black forest ham (or other smoked meat) and thin slices of granny smith apples. With some spicy mustard.
This is what magic looks like:
Now I know ya’ll wanna have the sweet potato recipe, and I don’t blame you. It’s awesome. Problem is, I forgot mine so I used Paula Deen’s. Which is pretty much mine only I use half butter and half shortening. And like triple her recipe size. You may wanna consider putting some fresh tarragon in your mix too, because that is awesome.sauce.
Seriously, it’s one of the world’s easiest meals to make. And tastes FANTASTIC. Try it!
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